I’ve spent the better part of the early afternoon watching You Tube how-to video’s on fixing bikes.

Why?

Well my brother-in-law has kindly lent me one of his bikes to help me expand my horizon’s. You see, by now I know every crack in the payment and all the uneven spots in the side walks in my limited walking-distance boundary.

Besides all that, in the last few months of walking I have also been shamelessly followed, chatted-up and generally harrassed and armed with a racing bike, well see y’all later boyz!!!

So the adventure begins.

However my bike-on-loan is missing one important feature – a bike bell. We all know that ding ding dinging that bell makes for fast friends and gives advance warning to all the non-cyclists of who’s boss.

So the bike bell plan….

…using plastic-tie-straps, secure my parting Nissan gift, the “Big Sale” horn, to the front right handle bar.

That outta be intimidation enough!