I have had enough arguments with the male gender on why women are so enthralled by celebrity crushes and I am here to tell you it is worse than you first thought.
You see it’s not that they live in mansions, drive fancy cars, dine at exclusive dinner clubs and travel the world at will or that they have washboard abs, killer hands, muscular legs or the ability to grow a beard. Those are nice to have’s don’t get me wrong! The real reason for these incredulous crushes comes down to one thing and that is consistency.
You can see the implications of this simple criteria?
Let me explain just to clear up any confusion.
Over the last few months I have developed THE biggest crush on the devilishly handsome Federal Express delivery man. You could say it is his swagger, his impeccable blue steel impression, his dark hair or his killer smile but I assure you, those are simply added bonuses.
What’s really attractive about this beast, who in my mind now rivals Richard Armitage for top crush, is his consistency.
Like Armitage, who in every film I’ve seen of him so far consistently does this thing with his eyes, Mr. FedEx consistently drops off express package’s to the store.
Its not that we know what day he is arriving, it is that the days he does arrive he magically appears between 9:30 am and 10 am.
Its a little like playing the lottery, you know someone might win today, someone will win, you just don’t know when.
It doesn’t even matter that his consistency depends on his employer or his most important need, his pay check.
So you see gentlemen, it isn’t just the silver screen you need to concern yourself with in the quest to win a heart, its much more immediate. It is those men who are being consistently consistent in real-life!
The only option then if you are on a quest for a woman to develop an incredulous crush on you, pick something you do well, do it consistently and keep surprising her! You can’t imagine what you’ll get in return, hey, she might even faint for you. What man doesn’t want a woman fainting over his manny-ly-ness!!
For me, I am going to continue to enjoy my FedEx crush from behind the stack of merchandising, at a safe distance 🙂