It’s also not because its in the mall, nor the need to fight for a decent parking space and then end up giving in, parking across the road and playing chicken just to get to the food court. It’s not the certified Angus beef, or the delicious onion rings. It’s not even the mall birds that fly happily about, above all the folks eating their take-out meals below them.
By the way, about these mall birds. I have never seen one do the deed which makes me wonder, are they hybrid? trained to use the litter? or perhaps the little pebbles that they do produce, scatter into thin air prior to landing on people and their food? Anyone?
I digress (I dislike this word, but I an using it here), what I really like about Hero Burger is the Ketchup they give out with their fries. Its not any old ketchup, its HEINZ ketchup. If there were ever a worldwide ketchup contest, Heinz would win. The problem is some of my favourite little restaurants do not understand the importance of Heinz.
You’ve likely guess, but I struggle through eating my bag of Hero fries sans ketchup. Why? Well I am thinking of the future, planning, strategizing on the next time I’ll be visiting Sizzling Jak’s and I can pull my neat little packages out of my pocket and have the most amazing, greasy breakfast, smothered in Heinz ketchup 🙂